Checking Back in with Edward and Bella Swan

Hard to believe it was 3 years ago the last time we heard from the lovebirds. Let’s check in and see how Edward and Bella are settling in to married life.

Bella: Edward darling….

Edward: Yes Schmoopy-woopy?

Bella: Did you remember to get bread like I asked you to, Cuddle-cakes?

Edward: Hmmmmm, bread, bread let me think….

Edward: Bready – bread! Hey, bread rhymes with head! Glub, glub, is there bread down here?

Edward: Hey Bella! Look what I can do with my beak! (spitter, spatter)

Bella: Edward! Did you get the bread or not?

Edward: Ummmmmmmmmmm…….

Bella: **sigh** Sometimes if you want things done you just have to do it yourself!