Checking Back in with Edward and Bella Swan

Hard to believe it was 3 years ago the last time we heard from the lovebirds. Let’s check in and see how Edward and Bella are settling in to married life.

Bella: Edward darling….

Edward: Yes Schmoopy-woopy?

Bella: Did you remember to get bread like I asked you to, Cuddle-cakes?

Edward: Hmmmmm, bread, bread let me think….

Edward: Bready – bread! Hey, bread rhymes with head! Glub, glub, is there bread down here?

Edward: Hey Bella! Look what I can do with my beak! (spitter, spatter)

Bella: Edward! Did you get the bread or not?

Edward: Ummmmmmmmmmm…….

Bella: **sigh** Sometimes if you want things done you just have to do it yourself!

An Imagined Conversation

Bella: You should really come in, dear, the water is lovely

Edward: Oh, I don’t know if I really feel up to a swim today, darling.

Bella: You know you want to sweet’ums!

Edward: You know I’m helpless when you look at me like that, honey!

**shuffles feet**

Bella: Pretty please, with sugar and bugs and bread crumbs on top?

Edward: Alright, lovemuffin, if you insist.

Bella: See dear?  Isn’t that nice?  Now we can swim over and see those lovely girls passing out the bread crumbs!

Edward: Breadcrumbs?  Well why didn’t you say so?  Let’s go!

Edward: nom, nom, nom!

Bella: Aren’t you glad you listened to me, love of my life?

Edward: You always know best, sweet cheeks.  Although the neighbors are a bit noisy…

Jacob: Hmmph!  At least I don’t say things like sweet cheeks!